Monday, January 11, 2010

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." -James Holt McGavran






HEY
MOM AND DAD
WHAT I HAD WRITTEN CAN BE GOOD OR BAD
BUT SERIOUSLY I WANT TO KNOW
WHY AFTER MARRIAGE MOM AND DAD GETS FAT
THEY DON'T FEEL LIKE MAGNETIC OR THEY BECOME REALLY REALLY SAD

THE REASON IS -
BECAUSE,OF EACH OTHER BOTH STARTED FEELING MAD
AND THERE IS NO RETAKE IN THERE LIFE THAT'S WHY THEY FEEL SAD
HENCE PROVED BOTH BECOME FAT

MARRIAGES ARE LIKE EUPHORIC TRACK
WHICH WANT TO BE HEARD BY EVERY SINGLE BRAT
AND BECAUSE OF YOUNG BRAT'S UNCONTROLLED FLOOD
YOUNG COUPLES ARE TAGGED AS ------ MOM AND DAD

IT'S PATHETIC & TOO SAD
BUT THIS IS THE BITTER TRUTH OF THIS TRAP
FURTHERMORE , BOTH OF THEM CAN BE HEARD SHOUTING ON EACH OTHER
IN PLACE OF THAT EUPHORIC TRACK

EVEYONE WANTS HIS/HER PAST LIFE BACK
WITH SOME MEMORY TRACES IN THEIR SACK
BUT HUSBANDS ARE ACTUALLY TREATED AS A LONELY SAILOR
ON 2 KMS LONG DECK
BEST COMPARISON -
LIKE LONELY ENGINEERING BOOKS IN MY HUGE RACK

----------------------------->> AFTER MARRIAGE <<--------------------------------- NONE OF YOUUUUU REMAINS YOUUUUU
PITY HUSBANDS LEFT WITH A QUESTION
I AM WHOOO AND WHOOO IS WHOOO ???
&
IF I AM WHOOO THEN BIG BOOOOOOOO FOR FRIGHTENED WHOOOOOOOO



IT 'S LIKE AN ENGINEERING STUDENT IN CRIMINAL PAIN
MARRIAGE SNAP AFTER MARRIAGE LOOKS GOOD LYING NEAR CORNER FRAME
BECAUSE, IN THIS COLD FLOODED GAME
HUSBANDS ARE THE ONE WHO REMAINS IN LAME
THEYYY ARE THE ONE WHO ALWAYS GETS FLAMED
PITY GENDER, POSSESS LIFE INSURANCE NEVER ASK FOR ANY CLAIM

BY TRIAL AND ERROR
HUSBAND AT ANY COST GETS DEFAMED
AS, HIS WIFE SAYS "HUSBAND U HAD A NAME BUT,BABY FROM NOW ONWARDS YOU
HAVE TO STAY DEFAME "

ALL I WANT TO SAY
IS
THIS PATH IS BIT ZIG-ZAGGED
ON WHICH HUSBAND GETS WHACKED
MAJORITY GETS TAGGED
BUT THIS RELATIONSHIP SHOULDN'T BE CRACKED
AS,WE ALL KNOW CRACKED THINGS ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO WRAP
THEREFORE , UNWRAPPED THINGS CANNOT BE EVER PACKED

Monday, January 4, 2010

WHY SO SAD ??



HEY BEAUTIFUL
THIS SHOULD BE YOUR APPROPRIATE NAME
FOREVER FOR ME YOU WILL REMAIN MY PRETTIEST DAME
THEN WHAT WENT WRONG
WHY YOU HAVE GIVEN ME THIS SITUATION OF LAME

a> WAS IT ME

OR

b> MY BULLSHIT PREM

WHEN YOUR ANSWER IS NONE OF THESE
THEN WHY YOU HAVE GIFTED ME THIS NEVER ENDING PAIN
SEE WHAT U MADE ME
I TRANSFORMED MY PAIN INTO LAUGHTER WHICH IS THE BEST SIGN OF BECOMING INSANE

YOU WERE MY RAINPROOF WELL LIGHTED FLAME
SEEING YOU I NEVER REMAINS THE SAME
YOU WERE THE ONLY OPERATOR WHO WAS OPERATING MY CLINGING CRANE
WHICH CARRIES ALL PROOF THAT

MY BRAIN = HEART
AND
YOUR HEART = BRAIN

SO SHOULD OUR OWN CREATED CIRCUMSTANCES SHOULD BE BLAMED
NO!! IT'S YOU IT'S FUCKIN YOUUUUU
IN PUBLIC I DON'T WANT TO ANNOUNCE YOUR NAME
YOU DRAINED MY DEVOTION,EMOTION LIKE WASTE WATER IN DRAIN
JUST BECAUSE OF YOUR SHITTY VAIN
I WAS BLIND COULDN'T REALIZE
I WAS JUST A CONTENDER IN YOUR EMOTIONS-PROOF GAME


WHAT U DID TO ME IS RIGHT
I M NOW SURE DREAMS DO NOT COME TRUE SEEN IN DAY LIGHT

YOU ARE THE ONE WHO BISECTED MY ROPE OF TIGHTLY TIED KITE
THINKING I'LL BE THE HOSSEINI'S KITE RUNNER WILL RUN TO CATCH HIS OWN KITE


I CAN EASILY VISUALIZE NOW FROM MY CAKE SOMEONE ELSE HAD TAKEN A BITE
ASSEMBLING ALL MY MIGHT, AM ASKING YOU GIRL
DON'T LIE TO ME
JUST TELL ME
WHERE DID YOU SLEEP LAST NIGHT ??

THINK BEYOND OFFERING COMMISION + DONATION





" COMMISSION + DONATION "


THIS PITY WORD NEEDS SOME CORRECTION
IT IS MY PATRIOTIC CREATION
DON'T CONSIDER IT AS COURSE SESSION RECITATION
WRITTEN LINES
CAN BE HEARD BY EVERY GENERATION

WE CAN SAY
DONATION IS THE ACRONYM OF DO-FOR-NATION

BITTER TRUTH:

OUR NATION IS ON THE LAST STAGE OF DILUTION
YOUNG GUNS!! U KNOW PROPELLER ALSO WORKS IN THIS SITUATION
WHEN MILITANTS TRAVELS ACROSS THE NATION
TO BURY US ON THE NAME OF THEIR ORGANIZATION


DOOMS DAY IS NEAR SHOULD ENFORCED SOME NARENDRA MODIFICATION
AND SHOULD SHOOT ALIVE EXAMPLES OF PAKISTAN'S INSPIRATION


NOT IN MAJOR PARTIES, EVERYONE IS POLITICIAN
BUSY IN LINING THEIR CLASSES BY DEFINING THEIR OWN CLASSIFICATION
THINKING CLASSIFICATION IS NECESSARY FOR THEIR MONEY CREATION


DEMAGOGS ARE EASILY VISIBLE IN TIME-PHASE OF ELECTION
LIBERALS GET SELECTED BY POINTING OUT COOL RECESSION
EXTREMISTS GET SELECTED BY ABUSING NEW FASHION
BUT NONE OF THEM IS OCULAR AFTER SELECTION
AS FOR NEXT 5 YRS THEY ARE ON THE 5-STAR VACATION


IN , BUT , ON , AND WORDS THEY USE IN THEIR PUNCTUATION
ILLITERATE BITCHES CAN'T EVEN SPELL CONJUNCTION AND PREPOSITION


HIGH COMMISSION NOT AIDING ANYONE IN ANY SITUATION
TREATING HELPLESS INDIANS AS THEIR LITIGATION
FOR EVERYTHING INSIGNIA ALWAYS DEMANDS A CONDITION
BUT THEY FLUSH EVERY CONDITION
WHEN IT COMES TO THEIR FAMILIES PROGRESSION



NO ONE WANTS TO LEAD THE PATH OF OPTIMIZATION
BUT DYING TO FOLLOW PATH OF TRANSITION
U KNOW WHY ??
BECAUSE IMPROVING THIS NATION WILL NOT GIVE THEM COOL RECOGNIZATION



AS MATTER OF FACT-
HAPLESS PEOPLE ARE DYING OF STARVATION
WHO CARES!!
EVERYONE IS HOVERING AROUND IN THEIR OWN FRUSTRATION
THAT'S WHY FIBBING IS A PART OF EVERYONE RECREATION




THIS NATION NEEDS BETTER CONSTRUCTION
FOR THIS WE HAVE TO CONCENTRATE ON THE WORD CALLED 'COLLABORATION'
ELSE SOONER OR LATER WE'LL BE CRUSHED AS GRAPES ARE IN VINIFICATION















Dope + Booze +Smoke = Lucifer Teacher

I HAD WRITTEN EXPECTED THINGS IN AN UNEXPECTED WAY
I WROTE THESE LINES DOWN BEING HIGH WHEN IT WAS DAY
IT IS PRETTY MUCH LONG
AS IT CONSISTS OF SMOKE , BOOZE AND WEED BURNING UP IN THE BONG

WEED BURNING UP IN THE BONG
IT IS HERBAL & TOO SOOTHING LIKE A MELODIOUS SONG
ANYONE CAN BUY IT YOU JUST NEED SOME CASH
MIX THIS GOD'S GIFT WITH TOBACCO AND PREPARE A MASH
AS A RESULT , IT FILLS YOUR EVERY DASH
CRYING OUT HELL TURNS UP INTO BASH
IT IS AWESOME!!
CONSUME IT IN INTERVALS ELSE SOONER OR LATER IT OR YOU GONNA CRASH
AND U'LL BE DROPPED AS CIGARETTE'S ASH


WHAT IS BOOZE ??
IT IS A LEGALLY PRODUCED DISTILLED WATER ANYONE CAN BUY IT FROM DEALER OF HOOTCH
WHEN BOOZE DIFFUSE
IT SHUTS DOWN YOUR EVERY FUSE

AS A RESULT , PEOPLE TURNS UP INTO MUSE
SOME STAYS IN BLUES
FOOLS FORGET DON'T & DO'S
BUT MAJORITY BECOMES SO WILD
THAT NOW DAYS EVEN BOOZE IS CONFUSED
THAT SHOULD I BE LEGAL OR SHOULD BE BANNED BY DEALER OF HOOTCH


** BEST COMPARISON WITH RESPECT TO GIRLS **


GIRLS ARE BEAUTIFUL , CUTE
BUT IN THIS WORLD BOOZE IS THEIR ONLY SUBSTITUTE



THREE LINES ON SMOKE

I HAD PINNED UP IN

CIGARETTES ARE SMOKERS KIN
HENCE PROVED
ONE WHO SMOKES , ALWAYS WINS
WHO DON'T , IS A SIN